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Category Archives: Letters to Friends

Wrestlemania

Dear friends,
Aren’t you glad we cats don’t have holidays? If we were like humans and celebrated the existence of food, we’d have a holiday everyday. But since we do not, my sisters and I spent that human holiday of Thanksgiving like we do every day: relaxing in the sun.
As you know, I have two really [...]

Chicken Dinner? Yes Please!

Dear Friends,
It’s difficult being a cat, let alone a cat-god like myself.  It’s difficult to communicate your wants and needs with humans since our tongue is far superior to the human tongue, which is so simple that it took me less than a year to master. I had to learn the ins and outs of [...]