Imagine my surprise to see Mom and Dad come home last weekend with this:
Yes. That is a dog.
The humans call her Annie. I call her Suck-up. She adores Mom so much that it’s sick. She jumps in her arms, her lap, her shoulder, her face — anything just so Mom will give her affection. Dogs [...]
My humans cleaned the house this weekend. I don’t like cleaning days, because usually I end up being jostled from one room to the next and I never get more than an hour’s sleep total.
The three of us react very differently to cleaning days. Piper gets into a tight spot and observes:
Phoebe, however, was terrified [...]
In my spare time (between wrestling with my sisters and taking long, comfortable naps on the couch), I like to compose songs. Here’s a few you may have heard before:
“Let Me Into The Bedroom (Waaao Waaao Waaao)”
“Why Won’t You Let Me Have That?”
“Refill My Food Bowl, Refill My Heart”
“There Is Another Male Cat Outside I [...]