Hello, everyone. In case you couldn’t tell, my name is Thor and I am the god of cats. I am a fairly large, handsome, intimidating, gray-mackerel tabby cat living in Alabama. I don’t know my exact age, but these things don’t matter to a cat-god — after all, I am immortal! I’ve lived with my human mom and dad for several years now, long enough not to remember much of my first owners. My mom and dad adopted me from nice people at an animal shelter and since then I’ve assumed my role in governing the household.
I live with my two very dim-witted but affable sisters, Piper and Phoebe. Piper occupied my home before I usurped her position as leader of the house. She wasn’t too happy with that, but she got over it. I think. Phoebe is my youngest sister. She’s a recent adoptee in my house. I did not approve of my mom and dad adopting another cat, so a good smiting was in order.
If you need further proof at how large, handsome, and intimidating I am, take a look at these pictures:
And because it’s not fair to not include picture of my sisters, here is one of Piper:
And one of Phoebe:
