Dear friends,
Aren’t you glad we cats don’t have holidays? If we were like humans and celebrated the existence of food, we’d have a holiday everyday. But since we do not, my sisters and I spent that human holiday of Thanksgiving like we do every day: relaxing in the sun.
As you know, I have two really [...]
My humans cleaned the house this weekend. I don’t like cleaning days, because usually I end up being jostled from one room to the next and I never get more than an hour’s sleep total.
The three of us react very differently to cleaning days. Piper gets into a tight spot and observes:
Phoebe, however, was terrified [...]
In my spare time (between wrestling with my sisters and taking long, comfortable naps on the couch), I like to compose songs. Here’s a few you may have heard before:
“Let Me Into The Bedroom (Waaao Waaao Waaao)”
“Why Won’t You Let Me Have That?”
“Refill My Food Bowl, Refill My Heart”
“There Is Another Male Cat Outside I [...]
Dear Friends,
It’s difficult being a cat, let alone a cat-god like myself. It’s difficult to communicate your wants and needs with humans since our tongue is far superior to the human tongue, which is so simple that it took me less than a year to master. I had to learn the ins and outs of [...]